Dumbass Dion Dances On His D*ck
I just can’t believe this one. Really, I mean it. Those of you that come here with any frequency know and I’m no fan of Stephie “no relation“ Dion, his policies, or anything else having to do with him but I’ve always managed to keep myself in the “no, he can’t really be as stupid as people say,” camp.
It’s one thing to step on your dick. You don’t need to be a politician, either; we’ve all done it at one time or another. It’s just part of the human experience. Stephie, however, seems bound and determined to tap-dance on his own pecker.
No sooner had HM Minister of Finance Jim Flaherty announced that us hard-working Canucks will finally be getting some long-awaited tax relief than Stephie Greener-Than-Thou-Except-When-We’ll-Get-Clobbered-At-The-Polls yurped up his Greatest Hairball Ever™ on the lobby rug. Not only that, but he managed to do it with an arrogance that was absolutely… er, well… Liberal:
Dion also said if he were elected he would consider rescinding GST cuts promised by the Conservatives in Tuesday’s mini budget.
The Grit leader said many people believe the two percentage point cut to the goods and services tax was the wrong move. He said it amounts to $34 billion that the govenrment could spend elsewhere.
He then promptly flings open the other side of his yap to tell us how the Liebrals won’t be voting against the mini-budget, even though it’s Bad For Canada® (which is Gritspeak for “it’s conservative”). And why are the Librano$ so willing to let this oh, so Bad For Canada® nasty thing get by the House, you ask? Why, for the good of Canada, of course: 
“Yes, we will be abstaining for the good sake of Canada. It is not a good declaration. It is not sending the country a good direction,” Dion told reporters after a caucus meeting Wednesday.
“We are the party of compassion, the party of Kelowna for aboriginals, the party that wants to put the fight against poverty at the core of agenda. We want to invest in Canadians and families, seniors, in regions, and there is no good balance in this declaration of the minister of finance about investing in Canadians and tax cuts.” [Translation: "Screw Canada; we aren't doing Jack Shit that might risk us going to the polls until we're sure we can win and get our fingers back in your pockets again. Don't you realize there are ad execs in Quebec that can't even afford Grey Poupon anymore, now that we aren't around?"]
Think about that: “that the government could spend elsewhere.” My gawd, haven’t these assholes learned ANYthing??? Have they actually managed to forget that the main reason they got turfed in the first place nearly two years ago was because the rest of us were sick and God damned tired of the way the federal Grits were throwing OUR money around??
That’s right, Stephie: our money. Not yours,
OURS!!
But you sonsofbitches clearly still don’t get that, do you?
Enjoy your time in the political wilderness. Get comfortable. You’re going to be there a while.
